Saturday, December 27, 2008

MERRY X'MAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

I THINK MY BLOG IS DEAD....THERE IS NOTHING MUCH TO WRITE ABOUT EXCEPT TO KEEP RANTING ON ABOUT HOW MY LIFE SUCK ,BLAH,BAH,BLAH...

I WILL BLOG WHEN I FEEL LIKE WRITING SMT.....



However, since its the Christmas period, imma write bout something....

I think there are alot on the Santa wish list....How do u think that he is able to read all in time and get the presents for Christmas?..Nevermind that,its just the tip of the iceberg..Now that he has all the presents ready for those lil ignorant children, he will then pack all of them into that red big velvet thingy(it is too big to be called a bag)...*Now imagine that he took all of those presents 1 by 1 and stack them tgt...Maybe the elves helped but we all will not know will we?..Then he lashed all his 6 raindeers together into 2 groups.. *Yes,we all duno where he catches them, maybe he thinks that moose or polar bear are too heavy and they cannot be lifted up to the sky so raindeers would be a better choice...He then have to travel almost half the Earth to get to America first then to other countries 1 by 1..*Wonder how he manage to find time that night to deliver the presents, maybe he made use of the different time zone every countries has...And remember not all countries have houses with Chimeys so maybe he skipped Singapore, maybe some thirdworld countries and places the Tribes people lived in...Finally by morning, he somehow is able to deliver all the presents...


THE STUFF IN TOP IS WRITTEN BY A VERY TIRED JINGYUAN, SO DUN BLAME ME IF IT DUN MAKE SENSE...OH AND BY THE WAY,WHAT HAPPENS IF IT RAINS,DEAR SANTA WOULD HAVE TO BRING AN UMBRELLA ALONG TOO...MUST BE REALLY TIRING BEING HIM...SAD.....

I NOW WILL CONCLUDE MY POST WITH A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO U ALL....HAVE FUN IN UR LIFE AND TAKE CARE

Sunday, December 14, 2008

life sucks

Sometimes sadness filled my day...
When you wake up, time is going to fly...
And wondering if she is fine...
Outside her life, you spy...
Seeing her with another guy...
Spending ur time thinking "when she is going to be mine"...
Whenever u cry, the tears soon will dry...
Leaving you and ur emotions behind...
**Damn right my life sucks**

Friday, December 12, 2008

aH Lians

HiHi every1...today i feel like blogging in an ah-lian manner...so here it go......


Arloss peeps,today verii siianss uhs.....haiyooo....woken up at tuh in the afterernoon worxx...so tired luhss....yeshterdae nitte tonned wif muai dardar(muacksmuacks),aiai(xiao-ben),ganlaogong(xiao-sky) and gans worxxx....my dardar says i very shorrt wor...humphhh!!!!...dunch wants tuh talk tuh euuuxxx ler lasss.....


Ok..its getting boring...i gtg alr....

buaibuai(winkwink)--lurbXXV eUUsss worXXX <3>

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

WASTING TIME

I AM TIRED AND I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW.....NOTHING MUCH TO BLOG ABT...SO GOOD NIGHT ALL...WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF TIME ...BYE

Saturday, December 6, 2008

2nd post

GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE...THE SUN GREETS HELLO!!!(assuming if iyou're living in INDIA or some other weird places due to the time zone difference)...The time is 4.29am now(in Singapore) and why am i not sleeping....I'm f*cking tired and hungry...i can just die....life is full of shit...Why leh?....Pls look below---



So, here is a list of things that make life sucky:

1)Not enough money to buy/kap cigg....
2)Losing 3 straight matches of dota....
3)Not being to eat BaChuoMee at this hour.....
4)Kena stared everyday on the way to school(when going home also kena).....
5)Unable to understand what the teacher in school is talking about and knowing u are abt to fail all your subjects.....
6)Living the same lifestyle everyday....eg.(wake up,go sch,kap cigg,eat,go home,play dota,kena scolded by mother,sleep)..
7)Looking at very CHIO girl holding hand with some CMI,cannotmakeit,nerd with some funny dressing...
8)Being left out in sch when the rest of ur classmates are either eating together or watching a movie after classes....
9)Under 18 and cannot buy cigg...
10)AND FINALLY,HAVING NO F*UCKING GIRLFRIEND.....TMD


And now a list of things that make ur life doesn't suck:

NOTHING

Therefore, we can now all conclude that i hate my life....And i'm going to sleep already...Good night and Good bye...


Friday, December 5, 2008

1ST POST!!

Hi...My name is jingyuan.....Hello.....This is my first blog post...And let me introduce myself......




And again ,i'm Jingyuan i am 17++ today(tmd still cannot buy pass somethings from 711),my life never fail to suck!!damnit.....Alot of things came and went but i'm still the same...it doesn't change....I JUST CANN'T GET THINGS THAT I WAN....ahhh enough of nonsense....lets get down to the real point....


You may have noticed that my the link for this blog....chickencanflyhighinthesky.blogspot.com...(Its true man....one day.....they confirm can fly 1...wait only...is can 1...)maybe because their feets are too small or thin to lift them up...


I used to hate blogs....I mean what is it for sia...like if u want to write about something then go do it in some secret diaries....IT ISN'T SUPPOSE FOR PPL TO SEE....But look what am i doing now...damn.....


Alright....i have nothing much more to write abt alr...except to keep ranting on how much my life suck and alll...So....Goood night people....Imma go slp alr....Take Care and HAVE A NICE LIFE!...muacks